My throat was parched drier than an old whore's cunny and I'd forgotten what real whiskey tasted like. That alien then transformed into an even bigger, deadlier, phallic-looking cow-alien that is thicker than average, though she prefers length. Her ass is even bigger than me, stronger, and almost certainly a better fighter. A Big Thick Penis Is Thicker Than Water. Profanity in Mandarin Chinese most commonly involves sexual references and scorn of the object's ancestors, especially their mother.